So, I got drunk tonight.
And I was laying in bed with Meghan and the commercial for the Harry Potter Theme Park at Universal Studios comes on. I’m laying there and I just turn over and look at her with this pitiful face and I start like crying about how my scumbag ex-boyfriend and his family were going to take me to Florida with them and he promised me that he would take me to the Harry Potter park. So then I just laid there and kept whining, “I just want to be a wizard” over and over again.